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RRU ``So-Sue-Us’’ Thanks to Derek Gamlyn at Humboldt for the Name of the Daze. Welcome To Flatland! TOY-R-US IN BANKRUPTCY News Network Instructions for Linking to RRU Best Chord Available! Best Cord Available! RCL 1.0 Announcement RRU Consumer Information Available Scratch N Sniff Web Technology! RRU Secedes! First CyberNation. Thanks for voting us as a Starting Point Hot Site! REAL contest , REAL prizes , REAL boycott! Why??? Because Toys-R-Us[tm] is trying to close this site down! The News Network (RNN [tm]), an Internet based DisInformation Center , is a production of , and a misapplication of the World Wide Web. RRU : First Company In Cyberspace The Company Our Beloved President What’s New at RRU? Our Culture Roadkill Payment Schedule The Band Is this Roadkill on the Information Superhighway? The United States of Executive Branch Legislative Branch Judicial Branch National Archives Department of Defense Spook Groups Information & Propaganda Department of Transportation Ministry of Movement Department of Everything Else IF YOU ARE NEW HERE , please take a minute to learn more on navigating The Real Universe [tm] via RNN. Continuing before you do that may result in the implosion of your brain, and it will be your own fault! Not that anybody with seven functional brain cells would be likely to be confused about this, but neither Toys-R-Us , Kids-R-Us , nor any other -R-Us companies trademarked by a giraffe named Geoffrey, have ANY connection with the vast, sprawling industry known as . Look for RRU’s fine products in better frozen food sections everywhere. And while you’re at it, here’s just a few of the people who had the taste to cite us; we like ’em, but you’ll have to judge their taste in liking us... RRU sadly presents the Obituary Web Page , and the Dead People Server . : recycling as far up the food chain as possible! A Big Thanks To All The Great Help at RRU Giving Back to the Internet We believe in the net. So here are some pages we sponsor. Some are related to news[fg]roups, and some are ... well, go look for yourself! Why was this page black? RRU, RNN, and The Real Universe are trademarks of . is a trademark of Miles O’Neal, who sometimes does non-business as . 3D images provided by Stefan Gagne of Spatula City fame. Last updated: 24 July 2006 Contest Alert!!! Copyright 1995-2008 , Austin, TX. All rights preserved, jellied, or jammed. All giraffe images based on an image courtesy of Philip Greenspun . Gratefully used with permission. and RRU are trademarks of Miles O’Neal meo@rru.com . Web space provided by Net Ads . RRU Home Links SEARCH 96 Olympix - Why? - A Treat! the Band Chordware Chuys Cleanup Community Consumer Contest Corporate - OfficersMilesSuziMichelleMichaelGloria - Offices the_Enemy Flatland Hardware Help History Hockware InfoBahn? Link 2 RRU Mail Us! Mascot Navigation Nightmare OTP Pound_Sign RCL Reality Recipe Secession! Toys-R-Us Treasure WWW VL...